PJs

1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener

4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!

5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas

8 .Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold

10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? 
Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chodhne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...

13. kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha

16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
Ans - pran jaye per bacchan na jaye


17 Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
dont come any echo sound why ?
Ans  Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !